dining
We Tried EPCOT’s Viral Burger Crêpe, and We Have Thoughts…
We hightailed it to EPCOT on August 1 for the new Burger Breton. The soup was the best part of a $39.95 meal that earned an overall 3/5.
Aug 5, 2026 · 4 min read
By Tyler
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rides
Soarin' Across America Review: A Beautiful Ride That Forgot to Fly
Soarin' is a top-three ride for me, so I wanted to love Soarin' Across America. The safety video and the Kennedy Space Center opening still land, but the motion, pacing, and music all come up short.
Jul 13, 2026 · 4 min read
By Tyler
dining
Epcot Hid a Bar Inside Spaceship Earth. Here's What $26 Cocktails Get You.
We used a reservation at GEO-82, Epcot's adults-only lounge inside Spaceship Earth. The charcuterie board is the order, one cocktail beat the other, and there is a fireworks move worth knowing about.
Feb 28, 2026 · 3 min read
By Tyler
cruise
We Spent 3 Nights and $1,800 on the Disney Wish. Was It Worth It?
A Disney superfan and lifelong Floridian reviews three nights on the Disney Wish: the room, the rotational dinners, Pirate Night, Castaway Cay, the shows, and why we can't stop talking about it.
Oct 30, 2025 · 17 min read
By Tyler
dining
The Beak and Barrel Is the Most Immersive Bar Disney Has Ever Built. The Clock Is the Catch.
We spent our 45 minutes at Magic Kingdom's new pirate tavern. The theming is the best Disney has done in a bar, the Island Provisions are the food order, and one menu item is not what it sounds like.
Sep 7, 2025 · 5 min read
By Tyler